Its mah b-b-ba birfday
Posted By GonZo Jenny on July 2, 2009
So today i turned 30. Not much different than 29 really. never thought I would live this long due to health reasons and stupid choices in my life…but here I am…30.
I am married to my own perfect man, and even tho we are both still unemployed, I think we are happier now than when we were making 100K a year. We have the house to ourselves tonight. Ninja took the boys tot he drive in to go watch the new Ice Age movie. She bought me my favorite cake for my birthday…the Olive Garden Black Tie Mousse Cake…I love those cakes and the whole thing isnt too bad of a price really.
Got my wet/dry razor I have been wanting and I tore the shit out of my arm pits tryinto use the god damned thing. Serves me right tho, it was barely 10 minutes into my “birthday” when I had Jeremy open it up. But I do like it and I need to just learn to not press down on it like its a normal razor otherwise I’ll look like I got leprosy or some shit with the crap all over my skin…
Heh, last year for my birthday I had hives. This year I got rashy pits. It’s great. You should try it some time.
But either way. 30 doesnt feel much different than 29 other than I am now a “30 Something”.
I’m just glad I have whom I consider my family around me and am comfortable. In the end, thats all that really matters.








